The Gambler: Status

I've just heard from Kane himself. He's a little loopy from jet lag. He just returned from the UK, that hotbed of illicit pong action, and hasn't quite gotten his legs under him yet.

You know what that means: Bring your singles! He's ripe!

Championship Day!

Today's game:

SILF vs. Chuck Duke Presents: Hairbags

Here's how it works...

1. If SILF wins, they are the champions, as Chuck Duke Presents: Hairbags will have lost two games in the tournament.

2. IF SILF loses, we play a second game. As each team will have lost one game to this point, the winner of game two is the winner of the tournament.

Easy. Note: Don't listen to Blaise's crazy ravings about how it should be Best-Of-Three. He's insane.

See you out there at 4:30! Bring your earplugs and your outside voice.