Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Dateline, Berkeley: Special Report

We've got some breaking news. Go ahead, Brian...

"Hello, Rally Chimp. I've heard a very shocking report this morning and all evidence appears to back up the initial eyewitness testimony. It seems that someone caught a very definitive red glint coming from the eye of the JParm 5000. If this is true, and by all accounts it is, we should all be prepared. The JParm 5000 is coming online....

Back to you, Chimp..."

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