Day 5 Action!

Game 1:

Velveeta Manwich vs. Wax Off

Well, let's set the stage here for a moment. In a previous post, JBrown had called out Gibby for the ultimate hair challenge. If Manwich won, then JBrown was going to shave his head completely, cue ball style (not Q-Ball). If Wax Off won, then Gibby was going to let his hair grow until Halloween. That's roughly 48 days, which is ironic, since that's how long it would take for JBrown's hair to grow in long enough that he wouldn't be socially repellent.

The stakes were obviously high....

But not high enough for Will to take things seriously! I think you can fill in the blank of, "Will Groebe is the Clown Prince of ______," with just about anything and be accurate. The Clown Prince of Pong. The Clown Prince of Animation. The Clown Prince of Mechanical Bull Riding. See how it works universally? Try one yourself now, see if it doesn't hold true.

Once the game finally got underway, the crowd was obviously behind Manwich. They wanted a shaving, not a growing. I can't be certain whether they were pro-Brown-humiliation instead of pro-Gibby-humiliation or whether a shaving is just so much more instant gratification, but every point Wax Off garnered was an opportunity for the masses to exercise their right to boo.

Unfortunately for the skinhead fans, they had plenty of reason to boo.

Wax Off: 21, Velveeta Manwich: 15

Velveeta Manwich has been eliminated and Gibby has 48 days to think about what he's done.